Saturday, January 23, 2010

I never thought that what I said would have you running from me

This was my birthday gift to the notorious piebandit. Watercolour, A4.

Random stuff:

The Emotion Express

Paranoia's our train driver, taking us away
Anxiety's the conductor that keeps hushing what I say
The two of them run the business called Emotion Express
Taking me for a ride with all the feelings I possess

Despair's way down the back, just hoping to chime in
Hate's there too, with a smile turned to a grin
Insecurity felt sick and threw up over the seat
Annoyance just can't stop complaining about the heat

Happiness' locked up doing coke in the bathroom
Just trying to earn his own name, I would assume

Depression's sitting next to me, looking rather down
Sadness unsurprisingly has his face stuck in a frown
Ignorance told a joke, but completely missed the point
Misery looked quite gloomy, but didn't disappoint

Nervousness' right eye can't seem to stop twitching
And he keeps scratching both his legs, apparently they're itching 

Satisfaction fell asleep and drooled over my shoulder
Naïvety whispered to me that she wished that she was older
Gullibility gladly accepted candy from Spite
Righteousness and Deceitfulness got into a fight

Joy and bliss were supposed to sit next to me,
But they both missed the train - Bliss “really had to pee”

This is what I feel when I travel down the rail road
A plethora of feelings that completely fills this ode
When my stop approaches I get ready to depart
A sudden *cough* cause an uneven-beating heart

Anxiety stands behind me, confused and says:
“Sir... you can never LEAVE the Emotion Express”

Monday, January 11, 2010

I used to run a soup kitchen. In my PANTS.

People who know me even a little, know I like Edgar Allan Poe a lot. He's one of my all time favorite writers, actually. So I wanted to draw him, and so I started drawing a gloomy fellow:

But then I realized a gloomy Poe is kinda boring, because that's exactly what you'd expect, isn't it? There are a million pictures like that. So I drew a happy Poe instead:

YAY! UNTZ UNTZ!(If you recognize the pose, I referenced an old drawing I posted, which was a reference from some other drawing, from some other person. Probably a person in the linkbar to the right... or maybe not. Dammit, I can't remember. Oh well.)

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Du är som ett gammalt skämt

Some random stuff, Gabe from the latest PA-strip, Lucas from CAD, and a sketch of Hanna that I just happened to find as I was about to post this. I actually have a lot of drawings and sketches lying around that I DON'T post, believe it or not, and sometimes I just forget to post ones I had no thought of not posting in the first place.

And here's me - or rather as close as I we can get with my current skill level of caricaturing, which really isn't that high, or even existent:

I still like it a lot.